If it weren’t for bad luck some guys would have no luck at all…hilarious!
Lonely and looking for a date!
A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit
lonely, he thought he’d call one of those girls advertised in phone books when calling for a cab.
He looked in a phone book near the hotel and found an ad for a girl
calling herself Veronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs…..
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel and dialed.
‘Hello,’ the woman says……… God, she sounded sexy!!!
‘Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my
room and give me one. No wait, I’ll be straight with you. I’m in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it
now! Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?’
She says, ’Sounds fantastic! But you need to press 9 for an outside line!!’
